April 29, 2023

DISCONTINUED

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ColeSmithey.comNot again.

Sadly, Cinema's lame Mumblecore subgenre continues to drag its meepy feet across audience's eyes in this depressing post-Covid dystopian movie.

If you hated Lena Dunham's "Tiny Furniture" or Greta Gerwig's "Ladybird," you will really despise newcomer Trevor Peckham's attempt at making suicide palatable.

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Director Peckham and co-screenwriter Michael Villucci deliver one well-written date scene in movie that ignores the rules of screenwriting to its detriment.

Forget about things like three act structure, having an empathetic protagonist, or even thematic subtext for that matter, "Discontinued" is content to spin its wheels in existential mud for 90 minutes. 

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Ashley Hutchinson plays twentysomething Sarah, a lonely suicidal Millennial more interested in crossword puzzles than in discovering her life's calling.

Judgemental, condescending, and unpleasant to a fault, Sarah comes across as mean-spirited.

Sarah finds footing in sarcasm, her humorless happy place.

Snarky is as snarky does. It's not a stretch to imagine Sarah's idea of romance as stepping on bugs for hours at a time.

Philosophy and creativity are not in Sarah's wheelhouse; passive aggression however is high on her limited agenda.

Sarah's one-note sad sack attitude is best described as what-the-fuck? She's a poster girl for the bad rap that disrespectful, entitled Millennials get.

Fuck all that.

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A vaguely addressed suicide attempt — did I say that right? —  brings Sarah to an AI-assisted realization that all of life is a simulation.

If only Sarah had listened to The Buzzcocks's "I Don't Mind."

So much for pop music logic.

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Rather than follow the narrative thread they've sewn, the filmmakers skip ahead two years toward a forced ending that isn't exactly life affirming.

This narrative short-cut excises what should have been the meat of the movie. Instead, we discover that Sarah is incapable of personal growth.

Ignored too is the character development of Sarah's arch nemesis, Tucker (Michael Bonini), a Bro manboy who at least repents the errors of his past misogynistic ways.

No good deed goes unpunished.

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Based on the little information provided, Tucker would have made for a much more compelling protagonist for the movie to be based upon.

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Screenwriting and directing are two different disciplines equally difficult to master.

Perhaps Trevor Peckham should focus on directing, based on the abysmal writing on display here.

"Discontinued's" shoddy lighting and production design doesn't help.

Not Rated. 91 mins.

Screen Shot 2023-05-07 at 1.27.06 PMZERO STARS

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March 03, 2023

AMERICAN MURDERER

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ColeSmithey.comWriter/director Matthew Gentile announces his presence as a capable filmmaker with a gritty true crime thriller that takes no prisoners.

If casting is everything then Gentile proves the theorem.

Tom Pelphrey confirms his status as an actor of substance, behind his impressive turn in "Ozark," as Jason Brown, a con man with a taste for robbery and murder.

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"American Murderer" may not be the most inventive title for a movie that necessarily pulls up its stakes a denouement too soon, but it delivers the goods with efficiency and style.

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For her part, Jacki Weaver tears a phone book in half as our freaky con man's disillusioned mother Jeanne. This phenomenal scenes blows the doors off the movie.

Great writing.

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The ever stalwart Ryan Phillippe keeps the heat on high in his search for a culprit who's smarter than his actions tell.

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Here is a workmanlike thriller to break out the popcorn for all your entertainment needs.

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Hollywood should take notice, Matthew Gentile is a filmmaking force to be reckoned with.

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Solid supporting performances from Idina Menzel, Paul Schneider, Moises Arias, and Kevin Corrigan put the icing on the cake.

Ta da.

Rated R. 102 mins.

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February 05, 2023

LICORICE PIZZA

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ColeSmithey.comPaul Thomas Anderson shits the bed of his own movie with a couple of truly horrendous scenes of anti-Asian caricature.

Not funny. Not right. Just openly insulting, humiliating, and mean.

Deal-breaker.

The ostensibly comic scenes cut "Licorice Pizza" into as many parts as slices of a classic cheese pie.

The outrageous scenes sit apart from anything else in the movie.

Not good.

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Charitable to call Anderson's heavy-handed racist text and subtext insensitive.

Pointed, might be more like it.

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For all of the '70s era sex joie de vivre that Anderson celebrates, the writer/director ruins his own inspired creation.

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So while its ensemble efforts of actors and filmmakers create something magical, the spell is broken.

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"Licorice Pizza" is doomed to the confines of its racist attitudes, that it normalizes by its very existence.

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What a waste.

Rated R. 133 mins.

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