THE FOG

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Rupert Wainwright's ("Stigmata") remake of John Carpenter's superior 1980 film is a childish exercise in how not to make a scary horror movie.

A proliferation of shattering-glass sequences punctuates an anemic story about a group of seamen-ghosts that return to a coastal town 100-years later to reap vengeance on a group of locals.

Tom Welling ("Smallville") does his best James Marsden impersonation, and Selma Blair shows that she really needs to take more acting classes.

"The Fog" is a tedious and disappointing movie.

Rated PG-13 .100 mins.