INTO THE BLUE

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In a movie equal to Jessica Alba’s severely limited talents "Into The Blue" features Alba’s skinny posterior anatomy as its own sub-plot within a dopey story about four Generation Z adults.

The gang get into trouble deep when they discover sunken treasure and a downed plane full of water-proofed bricks of cocaine.

Menacing sharks, drug dealers, and a rival treasure hunter (Josh Brolin) give Alba, Paul Walker, Scott Caan, and Ashley Scott a run for their lives as blood is spilled in luxurious Caribbean waters.

Even as pure eye-candy "Into The Blue" is a miserable failure.

Rated PG-13. 110 mins.