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October 06, 2005

EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED

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ColeSmithey.comThe lamentable influence of Dave Eggers’s oh-so-precious post modern literary devices from "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" (2000) are glued all over this bullet-proof piece of magical realism based on Jonathan Safran Foer’s 2001 novel "Everything Is Illuminated."

With plenty of thank-you-very-much showmanship, the brittle story follows an idiot savant character (played with deliberate flatness by Elijah Wood) who hires an Ukrainian father-and-son to take him on a personal tour of the Ukrainian town where his grandfather was saved by an unknown woman during the Nazi invasion.

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Jonathan (Wood) is a knee-jerk collector of memorabilia who discovers some uncomfortable truths about his heritage.

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His guide shucks and jives in awful broken English that’s intended to be funny, but barely registers as anything other than asinine.

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Liev Schrieber makes an inspired but unimpressive directorial debut with a picture that illuminates little, and entertains even less.

Rated PG-13. 100 mins.

2 Stars

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