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October 27, 2005

DOOM

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ColeSmithey.com"Doom" is further evidence that movies should not be made as a byproduct of a video game.

Set on Mars, the threadbare story follows a group of sci-fi Marines sent to "search and destroy with extreme prejudice" anything that moves at an archeological outpost called Olduvai station.

Kill, kill, kill.

With a complete lack of suspense the movie involves plenty of gratuitous gore and violence regarding mutating aliens that infect everyone in the outpost.

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Roger Ebert put it best, "Doom is like some kid came over and is using your computer and won't let you play."

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Message to Hollywood, "Stop doing the thing that it is that you are doing with video-game-based screenplays.

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If you stop buying the scripts, the screenwriters will focus on another genre."

Rated R. 100 mins.

1 Star

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