Dirty Deeds

Rendered with the soporific slang of America's personality-challenged youth, "Dirty Deeds" is a boring take on the labors of Hercules as channeled through a group of fraternity and sorority wannabes still waiting for high school to end. Undeveloped freshman Kyle tries to put an end to the ridicule he constantly receives by entering a hazing ritual known as "the deeds" before Zach, a high school senior enamored with Kyle's sister, steps in to sub for Kyle in performing a string of witless stunts inside a 12 hour period. There isn't one decent performance to be had from a cast of amateur actors (adult actors included) that couldn't make dialing a phone look believable or funny.       
Rated PG-13. 87 mins. (D-) (Zero Stars)